What if....

"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012) 06/26/2018 at 12:51 • Filed to: None

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Starbucks had a policy to miss pell your name on beverage cups on purpose. You shake your head in disbelief and post it on social media...PROMOTING THEIR PRODUCT FOR FREE?!?!?!!

Maxima Speed > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 12:57

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Thats............ actually genius!!!

For Sweden > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 12:57

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What if the baristas are just messing with you for laughs?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 12:59

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The West Coast Liberal Business Elites like Starbucks (And their anti -American “Holiday” coffee cups) are shaping your behavior to make profit that will be channeled to the Globalist cabal spearheaded by the Clinton Foundatioin and George Soros folks, trust me on th is. I have documents here to prove all this.

PartyPooper2012 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/26/2018 at 13:00

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Cool. But I don’t buy starbucks. Just saw a meme making fun of their misspellings and made me think of this

Nibby > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 13:00

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tbh any saves time than writing “annie”

PartyPooper2012 > Nibby 06/26/2018 at 13:02

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ever order a drink and tell them your name is Nibby?

Knee B? nibi? how many different ways can they fuck that up?

LOREM IPSUM > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 13:02

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You’re dealing with minimum wage employees. Be glad they spoke English well enough to understand and properly  fulfill your order. If they could spell, they would probably have a better job.

PartyPooper2012 > LOREM IPSUM 06/26/2018 at 13:03

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eh. not always the case. speaking from personal experience. But for the most part, i would guess you’re close to right

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 13:04

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Keep fighting the good fight brother.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 13:04

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Thats an idea crazy enough to work

CalzoneGolem > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 13:05

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I don’t think I’ve ever gotten my name written on some S tarbucks ...

nermal > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 13:05

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There’s a 50 / 50 chance that the barista had a master’s degree.

PartyPooper2012 > nermal 06/26/2018 at 13:06

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in spelling?

Nibby > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 13:10

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no cause i don’t go to starbucks

and i don’t drink coffee

but for ordering food and such i just give the generic name “bill”
i have been mistaken for “phil” before though so....

PartyPooper2012 > Nibby 06/26/2018 at 13:12

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beel? byl? How can you not drink coffee?

:D I concur. I don’t want any starbucks. I do need coffee tho. We have unlimited coffee in the office. Since my work requires me to be here day and night all days of the week, I need it. Not starbucks tho. They can suck a bag o lemons

and 100 more > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 13:16

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I have an odd first name, so in order to avoid having to spell it out i order with my much- more- common middle name...

w hich i still have to spell out on occasion .

Nibby > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 13:20

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can’t stand the smell and taste of it. generally do not drink caffeine much

also have you seen my posts? i’m pretty crazy without any drugs/alcohol/caffeine so...

PartyPooper2012 > Nibby 06/26/2018 at 13:26

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you’re not crazier than most of us here. Considering the fact that your’e doing it without caffeine makes you a little bit crazier but not significantly. 

Nibby > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 13:28

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Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/26/2018 at 13:29

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Oops  

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 13:30

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PartyPooper2012 > Nibby 06/26/2018 at 13:31

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crazy? no! dry, eccentric sense of humor. YES! How do I know? I have it too  

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Nibby 06/26/2018 at 13:33

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You might be crazy but I'm more psychotic and no one can beat that 

Nibby > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 06/26/2018 at 13:34

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it takes a real psycho to say a CR-V does 0-60 in under 6 seconds

Ash78, voting early and often > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 13:34

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It’s a hard knock life for her.

DipodomysDeserti > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/26/2018 at 13:37

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Love that the response to this was a defense of his Infowars bonafides as a non Starbucks customer.

DipodomysDeserti > For Sweden 06/26/2018 at 13:40

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Nonsense . Everyone knows that if you’re being served by someone, their beneath you. [refers to waitress as hun]

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Nibby 06/26/2018 at 14:37

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My point exactly. Nobody's seen barely half of my psycho stuff

ranwhenparked > PartyPooper2012 06/26/2018 at 22:25

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Literature is a possibility. That, or theater or social work. 

Forrest > PartyPooper2012 06/27/2018 at 01:55

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Or  English Literature. Same difference?

PartyPooper2012 > Forrest 06/27/2018 at 07:04

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If they started writing poems or snippets out of English literature on cups of coffee, I would be impressed.